February 2009
1 post
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1 post
September 2007
1 post
August 2007
1 post
“The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is...”
– Ferris Bueller ^
July 2007
1 post
June 2007
3 posts
MSN: Consultants
Danielle: Is he martin the skydiving mentalists replacement?
Facet: No, he's a consultant
Danielle: so he doesn't even have a real job?
Danielle: LOOO-SER
Facet: Frankly, consultant has an excess of letters, we should remove o. n. s. l. t. and a.
Danielle: hahahaha
“My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life seriously,...”
– Timothy Leary ^
April 2007
4 posts
“I like an escalator, man, ‘cause an escalator can never break. It can only...”
– Mitch Hedberg ^
MSN: The Killers
Goblin says:
i had a man tell me today how he likes the killers more than his own mum
Goblin says:
he got quite aggressive when i thought he was joking
Facet says:
what killers?
Goblin says:
the killers, the band
Facet says:
HAHAHAH oh
Goblin says:
rather than the killers who i hire occasionallyy to get rid of old enemies
Facet says:
well, you know, the killers are never going to tuck you in and clean up your sick
so i think he's fucked up a bit there
March 2007
10 posts
“The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right...”
– William Gibson ^
“Skin has become inadequate in interfacing with reality. Technology has become...”
– Nam June Paik ^
MSN: Sleepwalking
Facet says:
my dad is stood in the living room like one o'clock half struck
Tara says:
huh?
Facet says:
if i didn't know better i'd swear he was on something
he's just fucking standing there
Tara says:
what does one o'clock half struck mean?
did you talk to him?
Facet says:
i think he might be sleep walking
Tara says:
really?
Facet says:
he didn't acknowledge me at all
Tara says:
fucking ace!
go and mess with him
Spaced: Chaos Theory
Brian: That's chaos theory. The belief that the future is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system.
Daisy: So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown there's an... equation for predicting the future?
Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.
Tim: [in dawning realization] Oh my god...
Brian: What?
Daisy: What?
Tim: I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket. [They all cheer.]
“Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However,...”
– George Carlin ^